apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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