You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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