WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I need to stop coming to work sober
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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