2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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