Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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