Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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