we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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