There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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