JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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