Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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