Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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