well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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