I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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