I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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