I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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