it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I need to align my fucking chakras
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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