It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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