Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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