sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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