also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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