im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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