some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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