Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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