Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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