she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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