Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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