this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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