Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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