Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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