I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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