He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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