if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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