so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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