so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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