Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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