He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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