i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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