i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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