are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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