WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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