I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
not ubering you a puppy
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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