:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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