I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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