I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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