we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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