1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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