what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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