The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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