there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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