so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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