I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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