is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
two words: eviction party
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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